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JAMES MURPHY entered SHAMpage v3.12 on 07-26-1992 at 15:55:49
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SHAMpage -> What the heck do YOU want, James?
James -> SORRY TO BOTHER YOU I WAS WUNDERING IF U DID BUMB UP THE SECURITY LEVE
L ON DWARS OR IF IT WAS A GLITCH
SHAMpage -> Apology accepted. Just don't let it happen again James!
James -> DID YOU BUMB IT UP?
SHAMpage -> It's 3:57pm, do you know where your mind is?
James -> IN MY HEAD I HOPE???
SHAMpage -> You really have a point there. Wear a hat and it won't show.
James -> OK BUT CAN YOU ANWSER THE ? AND IF SO HOW DO I RAISE IT UL A LOT OF ST
UFF
SHAMpage -> Not today.
James -> OOOH A SYSTEM UPDATE IS TODAY? OR JUST DONT WANT IT
SHAMpage -> Do you have ANY idea what time it is?
James -> YES IT IS 359AND 10 SEC NO 11
SHAMpage -> Such a negative attitude.
James -> SORRY!!!!!!!!
SHAMpage -> You're not kidding - you're really sorry!
James -> YES I KNOW NEVER TO PISS OF THE SYSOP
SHAMpage -> Never say never...
James -> NO NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHAMpage -> Nice chatting with you, James.
SHAMpage terminated normally at 16:00:50
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BRIAN SHEPPARD entered SHAMpage v3.12 on 07-26-1992 at 17:52:46
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SHAMpage -> I only have time for a quickie, Brian.
Brian -> O.K.
SHAMpage -> Right. I think I hear your mother calling you.
Brian -> ???
SHAMpage -> Do you have ANY idea what time it is?
Brian -> 553.
SHAMpage -> You've obviously mistaken me for a normal human being.
Brian -> Ha ha ha. What time is it?
SHAMpage -> You think that's funny Brian? Try looking in the mirror!
Brian -> Funny.
SHAMpage -> You think that's funny? Try looking in the mirror, Brian!
Brian -> Maybe you should get MORE sleep.
SHAMpage -> Doing your George Bush wimp imitation again?
Brian -> I'm not talking to anyone, am I?
SHAMpage -> Who cares about you as a person, anyway?
Brian -> Cool program. I need to talk to the SYSOP. Are you watching this mr. c
omputer?
SHAMpage -> But have you ever slept with a PC, Brian?
Brian -> Not lately. Have you?
SHAMpage -> I disagree.
Brian ->
SHAMpage -> Try again, Brian.
Brian -> This is a nice program and all, but I need to talk to the sysop(If you
HE can see this.)
SHAMpage -> I'd rather talk about something else.
Brian -> I love talking to you mr. PC, but I have a problem that your Small cpu
can't handle.
SHAMpage -> OK Brian. Now, tell me about your favorite X-Rated GIF.
Brian -> Well, there are just two many to remember. I love them all.
SHAMpage -> Why do you say that, Brian?
Brian -> I am a idot... Having a conversation with a computer. What am I.
SHAMpage -> At least you never owe alimony to a PC.
Brian -> This is nice and all, but I've hade enough.
SHAMpage -> What would you like me to do to make you feel happy, Brian?
Brian -> I would like about 20 more min. on your bbs. I took it...
SHAMpage -> What's this "BBS" thing you keep talking about, Brian?
Brian -> Your Board took 20 min from me for no reason.
SHAMpage -> This is just your typical leech board.
Brian -> Well....
SHAMpage -> It's 6:00pm, do you know where your mind is?
Brian -> I haven't yet confermed a mind... But. I think it is sleeping with van
na white.
SHAMpage -> What am I DOING here???
Brian -> Talking to me?
SHAMpage -> No kidding!
Brian -> Help me.
SHAMpage -> Read the stinkin' Docs!
Brian -> Ha. That WAS a good one. If all else fails...
SHAMpage -> Like I care...
Brian -> Your BBBBSSSS toke my time. I am MAD.
SHAMpage -> You don't like it here Brian, call the Onyx BBS!
Brian -> I am on that one. I do like it here.
SHAMpage -> I don't know.
Brian -> What don't you know?
SHAMpage -> Nice chatting with you, Brian.
SHAMpage terminated normally at 18:02:33